Sunday, 27 March 2016

Dope

It’s being reported that an Italian rugby player - Davide Vasta of Serie B club Amatori Catania - has tested positive for no less than ELEVEN different banned substances – which must be some kind of doping record.

Although most of the banned substances discovered were of an anabolic nature, apparently one of the substances in Vasta’s system is designed to “resize the mammary glands”.

All of which goes to prove, really, that Davide Vasta is a bit of a tit.

1 comment:

Von said...

I admire his commitment. In for a penny, in for a pound!