Friday, 20 November 2015

Relief all round as Fast Eddie signs up…

It is with a huge sigh of relief that it has been confirmed that Eddie Jones has accepted the role of England Head Coach, not least because this blog has discovered the RFU's contingency plan should the search for a permanent Head Coach have proved fruitless.

I can now exclusively reveal that Andy Farrell had been lined up to lead England into the 2016 Six Nations as Interim Head Coach and that he had recommended an interim management team involving several other players' parents.

Apparently former Tongan hooker Fe'ao Vunipola had agreed to come in as as scrummaging coach, while the Youngs brothers' father and former England scrum half, Nick, was considering an offer to come on board as attack coach.

The Vunipola brothers' mum, Rev. Iesinga Vunipola, was believed to have accepted role of Interm Spiritual Health Coach while Mrs Sarah Goode was set to take charge of nutrition, tea and biscuits.

Apparently Farrell had convinced the RFU that parental input would be vital in restoring the team’s shattered morale with the added bonus that the parents would also be able to provide free lifts to and from training and to difficult away games.

1 comment:

Von said...

Mr Flanker, Your blog posts always make me laugh without fail, but this one very nearly made me piss myself. Nice one.