Last of the Mohicans?

Rumours that Quins prop and new addition to the England squad, Joe Marler, has been told to lose his distinctive Mohican hairstyle by the new England management are, apparently, wide of the mark.

Nevertheless, a haircut might not be a bad idea in order to, you know, demonstrate a smidgen of respect for the England shirt and show that he is taking this whole international rugby lark at least a little bit seriously.

It’s also going to look a bit silly when his Mohican head disappears up his own arse courtesy of Sig. Castrogiovanni.