Get Carter

Those wondering as to what might have happened to Sébastien Chabal need wonder no further.

Last Thursday Chabal (or, given his energetic contribution, a 2006 time-travelling version of Chabal, complete with posh home counties accent) turned up at Twickenham under the pseudonym “John Carter” where he led Oxford to victory over a far better looking (‘twas ever thus) Cambridge in this year’s Varsity Match.

So now you know.