Wednesday, 22 June 2016

Touch up

As we're now several weeks into a rain disrupted touch rugby season I thought it about time that I produced a progress report, whether you want one or not.

Last night saw us play only our 5th game in 7 weeks owing to inclement conditions, but I have to say that it was almost certainly the best performance seen so far from Dave's Dad's Dog's Dead in the 7 years that the team has been playing in one guise or another. 

Up against the same team that we narrowly defeated 9-7 on the opening week of the Chesham Touch Premiership, we produced a nigh-on perfect, error-free first half, leading 8-0 at the break, and finished the game as 17-4 victors, leaving us 5 wins from 5 games so far.

Even yours truly managed to bag 2 tries, one from approximately minus 3 metres (my best distance), set up by a break from skipper Tommy, and one involving some classic support play from three of us oldies in the squad who rolled back the years to surprise ourselves even more than we surprised the gobsmacked opposition. The upshot of which, of course, is that I am now not due to score another try until 2018.


Naturally every silver lining has to have a cloud, and mine came in the shape of an injury to my right heel which has quite literally left me unable to walk 

Monday, 20 June 2016

The Oz Tour - the story so far...

A few observations to note so far from England’s tour down under…

The Jones effect. There’s little doubt that the relentless and obsessive pursuit of excellence by Eddie Jones has dragged this group of players to unexpected and unprecedented new heights.

The team thing. It might be argued that in the 6 Nations certain individuals may have carried the team through to the Grand Slam – Billy V, Itoje and Kruis spring to mind. Not now. Against Australia, especially on Saturday in Melbourne, everyone stood up to be counted in an immense collective effort.

Robshaw’s redemption. If ever it were needed, Chris Robshaw’s redemption is now complete and he has totally justified both the faith shown in him by Jones and the esteem in which he is held by his team mates.

James Haskell, openside flanker. It really shouldn’t work. It does. What the hell do I know? The Hask has been monumental.

The Focus. If Eddie Jones and Dylan Hartley are to be believed, they are not satisfied by a series win and are now focused on a 3-0 whitewash. Whether or not they succeed, the fact that there’s an obvious intent to be ruthless is so very, very un-English.

Sunday, 12 June 2016

Seismic shifts?

There are now 3 certainties in life - death, taxes and the All Blacks.

What yesterday's performances by Wales, Ireland and, yes, England did demonstrate, however, was that perhaps, just perhaps, the gap between the hemispheres - so evident at last year's Rugby World Cup - might not be as wide as we feared.

And if further proof is needed that the earth has shifted on its axis, may I present to you a James Haskell sidestep? What is the world coming to?